Chuck the Potato™

Meet Chuck the Potato 

Your new desk buddy, burnout bouncer, and deadline wingman.

Forget stress balls. Stress balls are out. Chuck is in.

When the pressure’s on, deadlines loom, and your 4th coffee still isn’t hitting — Chuck is there, smiling back at you.

✨ Product Specs (a potato with personality)

• Handmade with care – every Chuck is unique
• Exclusive drop – fewer than 600 left worldwide
• Size: Perfect for perching on your desk or bookshelf — approx. 6.75” and 3.6oz
• Outfit: Signature red beanie and leafy sprout underneath (his single piece of hair!)
• Material: High-quality Himalayan wool + cuteness overload
• Price: $50 (you can’t put a price on sanity though) 

🤯 Why Chuck?

• He doesn’t judge your work-from-home sweatpants
• He’s cuter than your stress ball (and smells better too)
• He’s a conversation starter in the office and Zoom calls
• He’s proof that you can survive burnout — with a buddy

🌱 The Big Picture

Chuck isn’t just a plush potato — he’s a movement.

He’s here for every student drowning in finals, every office worker slogging through spreadsheets, every tech bro debugging at 3am.

Chuck says: “You got this. Also, chill.”

Bring Chuck home before someone else claims your spud bud. 🥔